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Contact Demotivational Poster

ATTENTION EVERYONE - Please Stay Still I've Lost A Contact

TAGS: squirrel contact
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by holymoly

caveman - January 20, 2012, 7:18 pm
Everytime i see this one i laugh
Airman - January 11, 2012, 11:57 am
mariand - January 6, 2012, 4:08 pm

NEVER EVER - Make eye contact while eating a banana ...


AND THE LORD SAID: - My contact fell out. Everybody, help me find it!

TAGS: god contacts funny
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Ben

MO - May 23, 2009, 4:05 pm
What's a when beam of sunlight?
me - October 3, 2008, 10:23 am
I hate whenever when beams of sunlight shine through gaps in the clouds, someone always needs to make a religious reference
Doomed - August 26, 2008, 2:18 pm
I can still watch though.
Grey - June 21, 2008, 9:41 pm
Finally, he won't be able to see what i do, alone, in my bedroom...



TAGS: daydreaming travel eye contact
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by rerun

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 8:11 pm
You call your woman "John" that's your problem...
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:09 pm
5L by the by.
Bartimaeus - May 23, 2010, 8:09 pm
I can sympathize. I too have a woman trapped in my head. Of course, I call it the john.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 7:59 pm
I always avoid eye contact.......do ya wanna see whats under my trench coat?
rerun - May 23, 2010, 7:57 pm

Talking to them is allowed, eye contact is best avoided.
agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 7:55 pm
Ow. So I shouldn't talk to ex's? 5L

Football -

TAGS: full contact
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Thedge - October 22, 2014, 2:38 am
Greeny. You got it. Sand, corn meal, fish tank gravel... add a black light and turn back time !
Greeny - October 20, 2014, 7:20 pm
At a party once we took all of the players off, put sand on the field & spent hours watching the patterns emerging... good times.
GaryO - October 20, 2014, 7:15 pm
The somewhat frustration was when yer guy broke free and headed to pay dirt, only to spin around at the 5 yrd line and head back the other way...
Oldsod - October 20, 2014, 6:58 pm
Dad had one when I was just a little kid. All I could get my team to do was link arms and do-se-do...
Greeny - October 19, 2014, 7:54 pm
I remember the growling noises...

giving up -

TAGS: lost contacts
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - November 29, 2013, 11:03 am
haha, thanks Prissy!
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:58 am
Wonder how long before he tells them he really doesn't wear them? Nice one Little!

self-preservation -


IF HE NEEDS A BOOK - To tell him what goes with jeans do not make eye contact and slowly back away!